With a nod to Rudy Rucker. How to survive Malls, Hotels, Airports and places like the Adam Street club that are completely underground. Imagine you're 2 miles below the surface of the Moon. The food is all grown in a vat of algae and most of the other people are cyborgs who have had half their brain eaten by stainless steel rats.

It would probably work for London as a whole but it takes a bit more imagination. That greyness above you is actually painted on the inside of a plexiglass dome.

I've been playing around with posting Twitter Tweets to my Skype Mood. The alpha is just finished and you can download it from here.
http://www.voidstar.com/downloads/twype.exe

It's a small Windows tray program.
- Once every 5 minutes it checks your Twitter account and grabs the latest tweet. This gets posted to your Skype Mood.
- If you use Winamp it optionally checks what's playing and posts that to the Mood instead. This overrides the Twitter post but when you pause Winamp it reverts to the Twitter post. Winamp is checked every 5 seconds and when the playing state changes or track changes so it's more or less instantaneous.

Installation just consists of copying the .exe somewhere and running it. The first time you run it, it will popup the dialog so you can put in your Twitter ID. Once that's done it will start in the tray so you can add it to your Start menu and forget about it.

I'm open to suggestions for improvements. In particular it needs a better icon if anyone wants to help. I'll be posting the source code in a couple of days. I can't guarantee to maintain it, but I use it myself so it'll probably get some changes and improvements anyway. The next thing is probably to find some libraries for iTunes and WMP.

Oh, and it's Windows only.

This is a little tricky so pay attention!

Go and get yourself the following:-
- A Twitter Account
- A Facebook account
- An OpenID
- The URL for the RSS from your Ecademy status. This will be something like
http://www.ecademy.com/module.php?mod=status&op=feed&uid=9999
Where 9999 is your Ecademy #ID number.

1) Sign in to Twitterfeed with your OpenID.

2) Create an entry in Twitterfeed for your Ecademy Status RSS. Route it to your Twitter account.

3) Add the Twitter application to your Facebook profile.

4) Click on the button at the top of the Twitter application setup where it says "Want Twitter to update your Facebook status? Click here!"

Now when you update your Ecademy status, it will flow though to Twitter and then on to Facebook automatically. [from: JB Ecademy]

As mentioned earlier, there's a storm going down at the moment about a rich Russian with a taste for Football, a volatile ex-ambassador to Uzbekistan and Boris Johnson. (Together, at last!)

The story so far.
Craig Murray posted a juicy blog post about Alisher Usmanov's past which may or may not have been true. Schillings (who act as libel lawyers for Alisher) started sending take down notices to Craig, Craig's hosting service Fasthosts, and anyone who had republished or linked to the article. Fasthosts caved and cancelled the account used to buy hosting services. This had the side effect of taking down many other blogs on the same account including Boris Johnson, Bob Piper and Tim Ireland.

The reaction
Not surprisingly this has rallied the UK Bloggers from the whole way across the political spectrum. They take the view (which I share) that just because someone is rich and can afford expensive lawyers, that does not give them the right to censor publications simply by asking for it.

As Craig himself says in The Register, "If the man believes he was libelled then he should take me to court."

There is a temporary blog documenting the progress of the farce here.

Craig Murray, Tim Ireland, Boris Johnson, Bob Piper... and many others off the air due to a little problem with lawyers, Russian businessmen and the UK libel laws. Oh and a yellow belly hosting company.

More on this ongoing story at El Reg

No smoke without fire? A quick Google Coop search of UkPoliBlog turns up rather a lot of comments from the Political Blogosphere.

My good friends, Sue, Grabbitte and Runne do seem to have been busy as they attempt to follow the instructions of their Fat Russian Footballing Client.

Here's how I manage to be a Conservative, Socialist and Anarchist all at the same time.

I'm a Conservative because I have great faith in the ability of free market capitalism to drive society forwards, create wealth and increase the overall standard of living. There's just one problem. There are almost no free market economies. Those that call themselves free market are actually highly controlled, regulated and dominated by special interest group government lobbying aimed at creating non-free markets.

I'm a socialist because I believe society should provide a safety net for the least able members of society. We should make sure that everyone, regardless of class, race, creed or ability should have access to universal health care, transport, schooling and so on. And this is not about some liberal feel good wishy washy socialist ideology but about enlightened self interest. This also drives society forwards, creates wealth and increases the overall standard of living. I'm further a socialist because I believe that it's important for society as a whole to enable some sections of society to goof off and do unproductive things like make music or philosophise. And I believe that Government has a role to play in doing the big long term projects that private capitalism cannot manage.

I'm an anarchist because I believe that the best government is the one that governs least. Government should be incentivised to constantly simplify and reduce it's involvement in society and it's system of rules, laws and taxes. It has no business telling us how to be or telling us how to behave or telling us what we can put in our bodies. It has no business acting as employer of last resort. And so it has no business in creating bureaucratic structures to justify it's own existence. It has no business wageing opportunistic wars across the world. Its only interest should be in the increasing wellbeing of the society that it represents.

ipodminusitunes: Apple cuts us off : So, it's finally happened. Unhappy with other media players being better than iTunes, Apple have apparently decided to stop them from working with the new range of iPods.

Grrr. I really like Sharepod. I really hate iTunes.

Slashdot. The new iPods have encrypted firmware and have changed the database structure to include a hidden hash.

This means:-
- No more 3rd party Sync utilities. Effpod, Sharepod, etc
- No more iPod support in non-iTunes music players. Winamp, Amarok etc etc
- No more support for the iPod on Linux PCs. Unless you can figure out how to run iTunes in VMWare
- No more alternate firmware. Linux or Rockbox.

Sigh.

Just take the shiny white pill and don't question Apple. They're only doing this for your own good.

I spent some time manually grabbing contacts on all the YASNs I belong to. Here's the recipe. The trick is to make your GMail account the master list of all your contacts.

1. Get as much CSV as you can. Export your contacts from Outlook, LinkedIn and anything else with a contacts export function.

2. Import all your CSV into a Gmail account.

3. Use Plaxo to sync everything you can into GMail

4. Go to each YASN and use the import or find friends function to grab your Gmail contacts and find friends that are already on that network. Be very careful that you only find existing members and don't spam or send invites out to those that aren't. Almost every YASN now has a Gmail import system to help you do this.[1]

5. Repeat every once in a while.

Now clearly, this ought to be automated. Which is what Brad is getting at with his essay "Thoughts on the Social Graph".

What's sad here is how few of the YASNs have an export function.

[1] if you're a developer check out Octazen Contact importer code. They've got cheap PHP code that will grab the contact list from a large number of web email systems.

Seen on Twitter: zephoria Proof that I'm old: I get cross when people send msgs to me through SNSs instead of email. I *cannot* maintain a bazillion queues.

With Twitterfeed and Twitter4Skype we solved the problem of tracking status updates across multiple networks. Can we solve the multiple inbox problem as well?

I'm going to try to Skypecast the London Event tonight with Don Tapscott for people who cannot attend.

At around 7:30pm (UK time), go to this web address and follow the instructions. You will need your Skype ID and Password. [from: JB Ecademy]

Last.fm has a program to Audio Fingerprint your MP3s as they build a new database of track metadata. It looks like this database will eventually rival CDDB and Musicbrainz.

Oh, yes, "Time spent trying to get the layout to work in CSS before giving up and using tables."

The last couple of weeks I've been suffering from "Mouse Shoulder". My right shoulder, arm, hand and fingers have been aching and tingling. I don't touch type so I tend not to get the classic wrist RSI, but I've had this one before. I used to think it was caused by commuting on a bike (throttle and brake) into London and then spending too much time at the keyboard. But as I'm working from home these days, it must just be working at the PC. Anyway it does seem to be getting better of it's own accord.

More worrying and decidedly scary is my eyesight. About 2 months ago I got a sty in the top eyelid of my right eye. It went down and stopped being red so I forgot about it. But then I started seeing double in my right eye and couldn't focus properly. I had another eye test at Specsavers and a small amount of astigmatism and a little short sightedness had turned into a lot of astigmatism. They didn't know why, but got me a new prescription. I thought I'd better get a second opinion, and another optician immediately said the sty had left a lump in the eyelid which then presses on the lens at night and causes the astigmatism.

So then it's off to the surgery who confirms the lump needs to be excised. In his words, the NHS have to get me a consultant's appointment in a maximum of 16 weeks which is also the minimum. Any treatment is probably another 16 weeks after that. So now it's off to Bupa on the credit card and an appointment in 10 days.

It should be a simple out patient op with a local anaesthetic and a needle to remove the "grunge". Oh, Joy.

Needless to say all this is not doing my concentration any good.

As a side project I run a site devoted to aggregating the RSS feeds from UK Political Blogs. One of these blogs is from Craig Murray, the ex-Ambassador to the Central Asian Republic of Uzbekistan. Two days ago he published a robust article about Alisher Usmanov. My team of robots collected this from his RSS feed and added it to his page on UKPoliBlog.

In a somewhat surprising turn of events, I was phoned this afternoon by somebody who may belong to Schillings[1] the lawyers, asking that I remove a potential libel from my blog Voidstar. As I have no personal interest in football, Arsenal football club or rich Russians, I wasn't sure what she was on about. After some beating round the bush we eventually worked out where it was and I've duly removed the offending article. She happened to mention that it had been found via Google, and when I explained what was going on, said that they were having quite a bit of trouble tracking down all the places it's ended up. On a technical note, I can't remove the article completely or the team of robots will just fetch it again. So I've left a stub there.

So let that be a warning to you all. Random re-publishing of volatile political blogger's RSS feeds can lead to interesting phone conversations!

[1]Schillings is the UK’s leading law firm dedicated to protecting the reputations of high-profile individuals, corporates and brands. According to their website.

[edited to add]. I'm supposed to have had an email and fax backing up the phone call but nothing has turned up yet.

Take two completely ubiquitous retail outlets. Starbucks and the Chinese Takeway. You can find both of them just about anywhere in the world.

Starbucks is completely uniform. It's managed on a Roman military command and control structure from head office. The local management are arrogant and make no attempt to assimilate themselves into the local culture. They're supplies are managed by the regional head office who buys in bulk. Senior regional management are on a 2 year secondment so they put their kids in the local ex-pat school and hang out with ex-pats.

Contrast this with:

Every Chinese takeaway is different (while following the same formula). They're run by private entrepreneurs. While there is a wholesale support structure, that's also run by private entrepreneurs. The owners have no choice but to become part of the local culture because they depend on local suppliers. This makes them accomodating rather than arrogant. They live in the culture, their kids go to the local schools.

So we have the military machine vs the ant-hill. Centralised vs De-Centralised. Cultural imperialism vs Cultural assimilation. Startrek vs the Borg.

Now translate this into America vs China as they move into Africa to secure raw material supplies. I'm hearing stories that the Chinese are easier to deal with because even when they are part of large organisations back home, they behave like entrepreneurs in country. And entrepreneurs have to meet their business partners half way rather than trying to impose a foreign system and set of values on them.

To a certain extent I think both India and China have this quality. It's quite quite different from our Roman background here in the west. They operate as a chaotic, complex, mesh of 2 billion autonomous units, not as a pyramid control structure.

The Next Overused Buzz Phrase | AlwaysOn : "Social Graph" might become the new "Web 2.0." Phrase droppers of the world unite.

There's a lot of noise around Brad Fitzpatrick's Thoughts on the Social Graph and the mailing list associated with it. not surprisingly, I've been a prolific poster, so I'm going to have to copy some of the mind grenades I've tossed in to here.

One quick thought. There's a set of people obsessed about the privacy implications of linking social graphs between social networks. I think they're misguided because the cat is already out of the bag, the horse has already bolted, etc etc. If you post on the net you have no privacy. Get over it. Your potential employers, various governments and people who might vote for you are already using all that data to draw big pictures about you. Assuming of course that anyone cares.

See also Tabber.org. They're creating FOAF on the fly from aggregated Social graphs. Which is giving another kick to the total amount of FOAF out there. I wonder again what is the total number of RDF FOAF files and RDF triples out there waiting for someone to do something useful with them.

Linking social graphs is prime Semantic Web territory so the usual suspects have dived into the mailing list. And yet again I'm kicking and screaming and being a grumpy old man because I find it so hard to follow their jargon, and because they're comments and solutions are still at the academic, system level. I've been thoroughly rude in the past about RDF that it's "Write Only Data" Sadly I think it still is as I've yet to see an end user application built on it. Every single proof of concept I've seen has been intensely geeky and aimed at "showing the power of RDF". What it doesn't do is actually solve some real world problem. The state of the art in RDF has moved on a bit since the Semantic Web conference in Galway 3 years ago. But the criticisms of it being academic wanking still apply.

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Brad's Thoughts on the Social Graph Is Brad Fitzpatrick's manifesto for a way of aggregating friends and followers across Social Networks.

Good stuff. Read it.

See Also OpenID: Great idea, bewildering consumer experience