|Gosh. Freemasons want to give me money. Will I have my tongue cut out and be buried where my body will be covered by the high tide with bricks in my pockets for publishing this?|
The Freemason society of Bournemouth under the jurisdiction of the all Seeing Eye, Master Nicholas Brenner has after series of secret deliberations selected you to be a beneficiary of our 2005 foundation laying grants and also an optional opening at the round table of the Freemason society.
These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of the Freemasons as stated by Thomas Paine in 1810 which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man and to enhance mans living conditions. We will also advice that these funds which amount to USD2.5million be used to better the lot of man throughy (sic) our own initiative and also we will go further to inform that the open slot to become a Freemason is optional, you can decline the offer. In order to claim your grant, contact the Grand Lodge Office secretary Steve Wood. Grand Lodge Office Secretary's email: email@example.com Richard Smith, PRO Freemason Society of Holdenhurst Road, Bournemouth.