https://www.frenchclick.co.uk/p-4714-lapiculteur-miel-de-provence-500g.aspx

This seems to carry it but I'm not sure if the postage costs are "ridiculous".

I did find that one. £12+£5p&p seems a lot for 500g (2 jars) which should be more like €8 in a shop. Maybe I'm just being a cheapskate!

How about a decent London French Deli? I feel like I used to know of several but they've all disappeared. The few delicatessen's left all seem to be Italian.

I'll ask some roster member you need man

Yebbut. 2014. Globalisation. Internet. Amazon. London. I should be able to obtain any product from anywhere in the world with 5 day delivery for free or next day - expensive. Paid for in Bitcoins. And then you try and buy something from France on a French web site and suddenly it's 1998, Geocities, revolving gifs and 404-ed product page links. Running on flintstones technology where they print out every order and give it to Maurice, the imbecile garcon in delivery who occasionally eats the product instead of shipping it.

I got a taste for this particular honey via M&S. But maybe the Provencal bees of Famille Michaud, they are not so appy these days. And Bernard has had to keep the good stuff for the local market to avoid upsetting Maman Michaud and her friend Eloise.

Hmmm?!? Provence. Motorcycles. Thomas. Maybe there's a plan in there somewhere involving shipping a knackered A10 back to blighty with the tank filled with cartons of honey to fool customs and avoid the VAT.

What do you call a French company registered in a lawyers office in Elstree that takes your order, confirms it on email, takes money from Paypal. Then ignores you for 2 weeks, fails to ship, fails to answer emails, has a French phone number that goes straight to voicemail. But then refunds your money in under 18 hours when you raise a dispute on Paypal?

A completely useless waste of time?

Then there's Amazon UK. They do sell the honey via a Dublin company, but only as a 1Kg pack complete with mini-strawberries. Can't I just have a couple of 250g pots?

I've just tried a mainstay I used to rely on years ago; alas, they don't have what you're looking for. www.bienmanger.com for interest. They were always reliable and affordable (shipping to the Netherlands at least), no idea what the situation is like for the UK.

The motorcycle idea is starting to sound appealing.

Freely admit I'm getting a bit obsessive about this now. It's just really quite frustrating that a fairly well known French product is so hard to obtain in the UK. But then we've been at war for a 1000 years...