Are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs created from beef or horse? ...

Julian Bond - 2013-02-14 22:15:43+0000 - Updated: 2013-02-14 22:15:43+0000

Are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs created from beef or horse? I think we should be told.

William Buist - 2013-02-14 22:16:50+0000

Do stop nagging!!!

Julian Bond - 2013-02-14 22:18:26+0000

Just say neigh to the FSM!

Jess Nut - 2013-02-14 22:18:28+0000

FSM only uses top grade Evangelicals for its balls.

Holly Estrada - 2013-02-14 22:19:19+0000

maybe they are turkey or chicken or venison. Maybe buffalo or goat or alligator?

William Buist - 2013-02-14 22:20:06+0000

Croc... Rhino.... Emu... Rod Hull?

Julian Bond - 2013-02-14 22:31:19+0000

If we don't know what's in Tesco Spaghetti in the mundane world, how can we know what's in the infinitely more ineffable and contradictory FSM? Doctrine claims that transubstantiation turns the raw meatballs into his body parts by the power of his noodley appendages no matter what original source animal donated it's body to the cause. Can I hear a Ramen?! Ramen!