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I quite liked "Pyrocene". Because it's the age when we set fire to all the Carboniferous fossil fuel, until it was all gone.

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Seen on Reddit.

> We're leaving the Fuckaroundocene and entering the Findoutocene.

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25 years eh? Still sitting at the same desk, using a laptop, with a TV in the other corner.

Ending up watching in real time on TV, while following people in NYC on Howard Rheingold's community forum, Brainstorms.

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Wow. That 6pm cocktail recipe escalated quickly.

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I'll have the last laugh though. The don't realise they're dealing with a pensioner with time on their hands. The retrospective Planning Request for irretrievably destroying a few acres of SSSI woodland resulted in 4 pages of close spaced Courier 10pt objection. In green ink.

There's a court injunction out as well for failing to heed an Enforcement stop notice for burying industrial quantities of domestic waste.

Then there's the barn conversion.

I'll get you

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But you're G&T so you can do anything and nobody can stop you. Because, reasons.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Boxing, turns into cash, turns into lawyers who win Planning Appeals, turns into tarmac hardstands with 8 mobile homes. No 10. No 12 mobile homes. Then all their domestic & stable waste turns into a fly-tip pile and a fire turns into a 4 fire engine fire visible 10 miles away. Then another one.

I'm f*cking sick of this sh*t. Grow up and become part of the society you live in. Stop behaving like a 9 year old kid.

15-Sep-26 06:10
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The previous shelter just fell down. This one was pushed.

2 years go, they just trashed everything. Things like filling one of the kettles with sugar cubes, the other kettle with charcoal. The composting loo had a mirror, so they smashed it. Feral Kids, I tell you. And they never grow up or socialise. So they become feral adults. Some of them end up as Light-Middle Weight World Champs. And then get caught hare coursing and the Court says, can't keep a dog for 5 years.

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Feeling sad because the local feral G&T kids have knocked down my primitive wood shelter, broken into the locked wheelie bins and stolen two axes, a saw and a hammer. But they left the beer and the Ghillie Kettle!

This too shall pass.

I'm not selling the wood but every time this bullshit happens the price goes up by 25k. Been there 15 years but it's only got bad in the last 3 years when the G&T community turned up.

14-Sep-26 09:25
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- La Floridita Daiquiri

50ml Light Rum, 20ml Lime, 20ml Maraschino, Short had shake, double strain into frozen Nick&Nora glass.

The second course of a happy meal ... Shot of Fernet, Daiquiri, Beer.

16-Sep-26 15:25
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Demuja - Hidden Paradise - The Hustler (DIGI Bonus) · jbond's Recently Played Tracks View the site
Flight of the Conchords - The Humans Are Dead with a new AI update! · jbond's Recently Played Tracks View the site
15-Sep-26 18:40
Pont Neuf - 10 Years In House We Trust - Tour-Maubourg - Drifting Away · jbond's Recently Played Tracks View the site
14-Sep-26 09:25
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Bonus video : https://youtu.be/uzwu7g909KU

The Humans Are Dead : AI Edition.

10-Sep-26 12:25
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Pont Neuf - 10 Years In House We Trust - Black Loops - HKK · jbond's Recently Played Tracks View the site
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14-Sep-26 08:55
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To produce better rage-bait videos of Global Emperor Trump. And humorous satirical videos of Iranian Lego men and Canadian Beavers fighting back.

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/09/lawmakers-blast-ai-human-extinct-2030

It's a toss up between AI destroying civilisation via cyber attacks, and AI destroying civilisation via climate change and resource constraints from all the datacentres.

Whatever. We have given birth to a monster that will eat us all. It won't stop till the entire solar system mass has been converted into Matrioshka Shells of Computronium. That use the entire output of the sun.

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13-Sep-26 11:10
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Arctic Sea Ice Extent and Area are very close to minimum now. The year looks unexceptional at around 10th-13th in the records. Current Jaxa Extent is 4.48m km^2 . A long way from the 1m k^2 BOE or the 2012 3.4m record.

But this hides the fact that volume continues to drop and the Atlantic and Russian sides of the CAB are rubble with lots of open water, all the way to the Pole.

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Global Air temperature is starting to drop now. Past it's peak. But 60S-60N sea surface temperature and Nino3.4 SST continue to climb. The first is way past previous records, the second is only days away from the 2015 record.

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https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-august-was-worlds-joint-hottest-month-record-pushing-global-temperatures-back-above

August records

> The world’s joint hottest month air temp on record 16.96C, 1.65°C above pre-industrial levels

The year had a record number of days above 17C.

> The joint highest monthly average SST 60S-60N, tied with March 2024. 21.07°C, surpassing the previous August record of 20.98°C set in 2023. Highest ever daily global SST at 21.11ºC

> Warmest summer on record for Western Europe

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Pretty soon I will have finished the bottle of Abricot and won't have to buy another one.

Apparently I liked it the first time around.

Abricot is a strong flavour to be used sparingly.

12-Sep-26 17:40
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- Hollow Point

50ml Bourbon, 15ml Red Vermouth, 10ml Campari, 10ml Abricot, swirl, rocks, Lemon twist

11-Sep-26 09:10
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Hey, we've just built the Torment Nexus out of the book "Don't build the Torment Nexus".

Next project, "Roko's Basilisk".

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Shits getting weird when you can't tell the difference between a "Years and Years" satire or a Flowdan video, and an AI created rapper called Danny Bones with a single called "This is England" funded by a Far Right group called Advance UK, repurposed for campaign videos in Gorton and Denton, by a group calling themselves "TheNodeProject".

"Welcome to London", mate. Cold when it's critical. Cool  but cynical. That's how we function.

https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2026-03-12/danny-bones-meet-the-ai-rapper-funded-by-a-far-right-party

15-Sep-26 11:40
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